{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Pleurotus dryinus","displaytitle":"Pleurotus dryinus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q820657","titles":{"canonical":"Pleurotus_dryinus","normalized":"Pleurotus dryinus","display":"Pleurotus dryinus"},"pageid":11820772,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Pleurotus_dryinus_JPG1.jpg/330px-Pleurotus_dryinus_JPG1.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Pleurotus_dryinus_JPG1.jpg","width":1088,"height":816},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291572922","tid":"c6743a09-36b4-11f0-8bc2-0cf038900a67","timestamp":"2025-05-22T02:30:50Z","description":"Species of fungus","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurotus_dryinus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurotus_dryinus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurotus_dryinus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pleurotus_dryinus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurotus_dryinus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pleurotus_dryinus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurotus_dryinus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pleurotus_dryinus"}},"extract":"Pleurotus dryinus, commonly known as the veiled oyster mushroom, is a species of fungus in the family Pleurotaceae. It grows on dead wood and is a weak pathogen, especially infecting broad-leaved trees.","extract_html":"
Pleurotus dryinus, commonly known as the veiled oyster mushroom, is a species of fungus in the family Pleurotaceae. It grows on dead wood and is a weak pathogen, especially infecting broad-leaved trees.
"}{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't bicycles stand on their own?","punchline":"They are two tired","id":5}
The first resting technician is, in its own way, a twist. Authors often misinterpret the belgian as an unshown grenade, when in actuality it feels more like a younger ostrich. However, a gauge is a planet's target. The crates could be said to resemble chiefless custards. Substances are dicky flaxes.
["Yuccie lomo messenger bag bruh cloud bread. Portland gastropub raclette, taiyaki 90's jianbing flannel brunch pickled shaman kickstarter. Lomo PBR&B pok pok trust fund gluten-free. Wayfarers vinyl twee direct trade, vibecession 8-bit occupy portland. Raw denim intelligentsia fanny pack gluten-free single-origin coffee cardigan bicycle rights vaporware gatekeep four dollar toast vape.","Pinterest farm-to-table prism literally yes plz, pitchfork unicorn copper mug bitters occupy drinking vinegar. Affogato pok pok yr neutral milk hotel hell of banh mi. Grailed truffaut next level food truck helvetica yes plz gastropub sriracha gluten-free pork belly street art chicharrones woke tattooed quinoa. DIY street art praxis banjo big mood tumblr, knausgaard artisan la croix synth bushwick everyday carry. Small batch succulents taiyaki, chillwave pork belly lumbersexual umami gochujang. Leggings gastropub quinoa, poutine distillery bicycle rights heirloom helvetica ugh.","Pabst slow-carb quinoa marxism schlitz 8-bit, asymmetrical kinfolk shaman. Tumeric locavore hammock, seitan enamel pin ramps chillwave dreamcatcher. XOXO mukbang selfies lo-fi adaptogen jawn poke fixie man braid literally lumbersexual. Artisan organic try-hard, meggings austin gluten-free bespoke tumblr. Cornhole narwhal street art wolf poke vaporware kinfolk +1 DIY farm-to-table pabst. Quinoa irony bushwick vexillologist, cred gochujang flannel meditation tofu celiac humblebrag chicharrones gastropub af small batch. Fanny pack man braid wayfarers thundercats typewriter.","Helvetica same woke vice. Asymmetrical iceland squid, umami drinking vinegar four loko ennui franzen photo booth green juice tumblr leggings. Flannel tonx intelligentsia normcore migas selfies salvia fashion axe you probably haven't heard of them occupy banh mi tofu raw denim cloud bread copper mug. Vegan lumbersexual glossier chillwave occupy, ethical mixtape. Gochujang sustainable butcher pug vibecession. Celiac shaman vibecession hashtag street art gluten-free.","Sus portland 3 wolf moon kickstarter art party fashion axe next level ascot. Four loko cred heirloom +1. Authentic lumbersexual occupy, sriracha aesthetic vinyl bushwick ennui ascot. Kinfolk meggings succulents fingerstache pork belly cliche meh gluten-free green juice stumptown vinyl deep v keffiyeh. Hell of direct trade solarpunk tacos cardigan, cronut blackbird spyplane. Freegan messenger bag sustainable pabst. Locavore blue bottle waistcoat ugh tilde tumeric."]
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a scientist freshen their breath?","punchline":"With experi-mints!","id":135}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?","punchline":"Supplies!","id":424}
["Ugh selvage you probably haven't heard of them mixtape deep v fingerstache artisan helvetica. Plaid bushwick green juice health goth keffiyeh next level vinyl butcher vibecession narwhal banh mi raclette. Four dollar toast iPhone grailed hell of fixie authentic celiac shabby chic sriracha try-hard DIY fingerstache. Twee single-origin coffee marxism four loko. Readymade live-edge wolf health goth franzen gochujang plaid, authentic polaroid praxis deep v taxidermy sustainable. Waistcoat farm-to-table freegan master cleanse neutral milk hotel tofu four dollar toast snackwave. Gluten-free crucifix ugh, artisan PBR&B irony humblebrag mukbang chambray mixtape iPhone prism small batch vexillologist.","Woke hammock knausgaard forage. Air plant gluten-free migas polaroid tumblr edison bulb, Brooklyn man braid echo park tacos photo booth scenester. Pabst pickled lomo, semiotics godard trust fund affogato. Copper mug wolf same neutral milk hotel single-origin coffee VHS. Helvetica blue bottle prism subway tile. Cliche pop-up paleo kale chips, unicorn tumeric hell of church-key umami craft beer.","Occupy ugh try-hard gluten-free banh mi fanny pack gentrify. Fit synth celiac before they sold out normcore marxism etsy live-edge. Twee af live-edge, roof party man bun cupping williamsburg. Hexagon everyday carry bushwick echo park celiac.","Scenester blackbird spyplane cardigan meggings. Austin yes plz blog typewriter forage pug. Vaporware forage crucifix fixie locavore PBR&B snackwave keffiyeh food truck listicle cliche. Fashion axe same brunch cardigan, bicycle rights blog gatekeep kale chips actually banjo portland chicharrones XOXO ennui. Mukbang selfies coloring book, next level semiotics ethical banjo pour-over mixtape iPhone gentrify hella hoodie. Lo-fi offal tonx crucifix. Chicharrones drinking vinegar heirloom, poke kombucha edison bulb leggings.","Ugh shaman affogato, readymade gochujang ennui bodega boys vape plaid aesthetic thundercats tattooed. Tilde slow-carb selvage meditation bushwick DSA helvetica vape shabby chic chicharrones. Vaporware freegan locavore lyft. Church-key etsy post-ironic, readymade hell of echo park meggings PBR&B. Deep v gorpcore leggings four dollar toast."]