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Live Islington Assembly Hall is KT Tunstall's fifth live album, recorded on 20 June 2013. It features some tracks from her previous albums, but mostly, new tracks from her 2013 release Invisible Empire // Crescent Moon, and a cover of Don Henley's \"The Boys of Summer\". Tunstall interacts with the audience, having conversations and making jokes, making the gig feel intimate and personal.
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