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Greg Edmonson is an American music composer for television and movies. He is primarily known for composing the soundtrack to the television series Firefly. He is also the composer for the first three games in the Uncharted video game series, and for a number of episodes of the American animated sitcom King of the Hill.

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Michael Dean Hewitt is an American politician of the Republican Party. He was a member of the Washington State Senate. He represented District 16 from 2001 to 2017.

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